I could pee on this

funny cat poem, by Francesco Marciuliano

Love this. It is funny, especially if you live with cats, cause maybe, no, most likely, this has happened! At least once…

Kitty Bear
photo by shari smith dunaif © 2014

I Could Pee on This by Francesco Marciuliano.

Her new sweater doesn’t smell of me
I could pee on that
She’s gone out for the day and
left her laptop on the counter
I could pee on that
Her new boyfriend just pushed
my head away
I could pee on him
She’s ignoring me ignoring her
I could pee everywhere
She’s making up for it
by putting me on her lap
I could pee on this
I could pee on this

That’s the title poem of I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats by Francesco Marciuliano.

Gerald Stern, a love story and cat poem

Another Insane Devotion 

Poet, Gerald Stern

by Gerald Stern

This was gruesome—fighting over a ham sandwich                   
with one of the tiny cats of Rome, he leaped 
on my arm and half hung on to the food and half 
hung on to my shirt and coat. I tore it apart 
and let him have his portion, I think I lifted him 
down, sandwich and all, on the sidewalk and sat 
with my own sandwich beside him, maybe I petted 
his bony head and felt him shiver. I have 
told this story over and over; some things 
root in the mind; his boldness, of course, was frightening 
and unexpected—his stubbornness—though hunger 
drove him mad. It was the breaking of boundaries, 
the sudden invasion, but not only that it was 
the sharing of food and the sharing of space; he didn’t 
run into an alley or into a cellar, 
he sat beside me, eating, and I didn’t run 
into a trattoria, say, shaking, 
with food on my lips and blood on my cheek, sobbing; 
but not only that, I had gone there to eat 
and wait for someone. I had maybe an hour 
before she would come and I was full of hope 
and excitement. I have resisted for years 
interpreting this, but now I think I was given 
a clue, or I was giving myself a clue, 
across the street from the glass sandwich shop. 
That was my last night with her, the next day 
I would leave on the train for Paris and she would 
meet her husband. Thirty-five years ago 
I ate my sandwich and moaned in her arms, we were 
dying together; we never met again 
although she was pregnant when I left her—I have 
a daughter or son somewhere, darling grandchildren 
in Norwich, Connecticut, or Canton, Ohio. 
Every five years I think about her again 
and plan on looking her up. The last time 
I was sitting in New Brunswick, New Jersey, 
and heard that her husband was teaching at Princeton, 
if she was still married, or still alive, and tried 
calling. I went that far. We lived 
in Florence and Rome. We rowed in the bay of Naples 
and floated, naked, on the boards. I started 
to think of her again today. I still 
am horrified by the cat’s hunger. I still 
am puzzled by the connection. This is another 
insane devotion, there must be hundreds, although 
it isn’t just that, there is no pain, and the thought 
is fleeting and sweet. I think it’s my own dumb boyhood, 
walking around with Slavic cheeks and burning 
stupid eyes. I think I gave the cat 
half of my sandwich to buy my life, I think 
I broke it in half as a decent sacrifice. 
It was this I bought, the red coleus, 
the split rocking chair, the silk lampshade. 
Happiness. I watched him with pleasure. 
I bought memory. I could have lost it. 
How crazy it sounds. His face twisted with cunning. 
The wind blowing through his hair. His jaw working.

Gerald Stern, “Another Insane Devotion” from Lovesick Poems. Copyright © 1987 by Gerald Stern.

Poetry Magazine, September, 1987

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Claude Monet’s terra cotta cat comes home

What happened to Claude Monet’s cat?

Artists and cats are a perfect combination. So much so, Impressionist painter Claude Monet was once given a porcelain cat, which was made in Japan, as a gift. Then it disappeared for several decades. After a recent discovery, the glazed cat makes headlines and a tidy profit from Christie’s recent auction in Hong Kong.

Claude Monet’s terra cotta cat comes home

Martin Baile, from Art Newspaper, says the cat is back at Monet’s house in Giverny, northern France, due to an unknown family member

Self portrait with Beret, 1886

 

 

 

Claude Monet (November 14, 1840 – December 5, 1926) was born in Paris. The term Impressionism is derived from the title of his painting Impression, Sunrise (1872). One of his most famous paintings is  Water LIllies, (194-1926) which hangs at The Musuem of Modern Art in New York City.

Water Lillies
Painted 1914-1926 by Monet

 

According to Smithsonian magazineThe American socialite Pauline Howard-Johnson visited Monet’s house in 1924. She remembers seeing the cat on a couch in the bright yellow dining room

“On a pillow, a white cat—sort of unpolished terracotta—sleeping snugly,” she said.

Monet’s cat back in his house in Giverny. Photo: Martin Bailey

 

Later, she saw it in the home of Michel, Monet’s second son, who was killed in a car crash in 1966. That’s when the glazed biscuit cat disappeared.

In 2011, Adrien Meyer, co-chair of the Impressionist and modern art at Christie’s, was invited to a private home. During his visit he noticed unframed Monet paintings stored under beds, Monet’s eyeglasses and other items in cardboard boxes, and the terra-cotta cat he said “was very casually sitting on the piano.”
Michel was married but didn’t have children. He left his vast collection of family artifacts and paintings to France’s Académie des Beaux-Arts and its Marmottan Monet Museum, although some paintings and items from his collection appeared to be missing reported Mark Brown at The Guardian. Turns out Michel had an illegitimate daughter that no one, including Monet experts, knew about. Her name was Rolande Verneiges (born 1914-2008). She inherited the missing portion of Michel’s collection.

Sometime after Ms. Verneiges death, her heirs contacted Mr. Meyer because they decided to auction the paintings and artifacts.

The cat was estimated to sell for about $3000-$4000. It went for $67,0000, purchased by the Japanese art and coin dealer Hideyuki Wada. He donated it to the Fondation Claude Monet, which runs Monet’s house in Giverny in northern France.
The cat is now back in Monet’s dining room, napping comfortably on a cushion.

Monet’s terra-cotta catHanging  above the cat is a facsimile of one of the Japanese prints acquired by Monet, Utagawa Hiroshige’s dramatic depiction of a swooping eagle.

 

Henri Matisse and cats

Henri Matisse and cats

Henri Matisse (1869-1954, French) is one of my most favorite artists. So obliviously I was curious about Henri Matisse and cats – did he like them? Did he love them? Did he have cats?

Matisse lovedcats

Matisse with his cat Minouche, Nice 1940’s

 

Matisse did indeed have cats. In fact, he was especially fond of his two cats Minouche and Coussi, and a black cat named la Puce, translated means the flea.

Matisse loved cats

girl with a black cat 1910 henri matisse was his daughter Marguerite

 

 

 

 

 

OK, so did he ever paint them?
This painting is called Girl with a Black Cat,  it was painted in 1910. The girl is Matisse’s daughter, Marguerite.

 

Matisse loved cats

Le chat aux poissons rouges (the cat with red fish) 1914, Henri Matisse

Matisse loved cats

Blue Cat, 1940’s. by Henri Matisse

 

 

 

The fact that Henri Matisse loved cats makes me love him even more. He was someone who had a unique eye, a creative imagination and a nature sensitive enough to appreciate cats.
Henri Matisse loved cats.

cat film festival New York City 2017

Cat Film Festival at The School of Visual Arts 2017

Rejoice New York City cat lovers! Lucky for us, the first annual Cat Film Festival happens December 9, 2017 at The School of Visual Arts in New York City. But not to worry if you can’t attend the festival, here’s a peek into sharing our love for cats at the NY CFF. The festival is organized into two programs, screening documentaries, fiction, and fun quirky films.

WHERE: The School for Visual Arts Theatre – 333 West 23rd Street (Between 8th & 9th Avenues)
WHEN: Saturday, December 9th 2017 at 3:00 PM & 4:30 PM

  • 3:00 PM “Nobody Owns a Cat” (70 minutes)
  • 4:30 PM “Little Works of Art” (68 minutes)

    The two programs screen completely different films – each program a medley of films celebrating the cats we love so much, in varied environments and situations.  To have the full Cat Film Festival experience you’ll want to see both programs – which are appropriate for everyone in the family.

PROGRAM #1 “NOBODY OWNS A CAT”  (70 minutes)

Pure Fluff (5:00) Sean Skelton’s documentary sketch of a professional cat groomer, who shows how it’s done.
Winter Break
(5:00) Rick Hamilton
Enjoy this funny story of a preschool teacher who has only her cat for company during winter break.

Jetty Cats, Sheila O'Rourke

Jetty Cats,  Sheila O’Rourke

Jetty Cats (56:00) Sheila O’Rourke
A sweeping overview of cats throughout human history, while exploring the contemporary debate about Trap-Neuter-Return as the best management for community cats by looking at a long-surviving feral cat colony on a seaside jetty in Southern California. Here is a 3 minute 38 second trailer for Jetty Cats

Cat Film Festival Amulet by Jeff Malmberg

Amuleto by Jeff Malmberg

 

Amleto (2:00)
Jeff Malmberg’s visual “poem” to the morning ritual of a Tuscan cat.

 

 

 

 

PROGRAM #2 “LITTLE WORKS OF ART” (68 minutes)

Rescue (2:00) Lava Sheets

Cat Film Festival Rescue, Lava Sheets

Rescue,  Lava Sheets

 

Ms. Sheets self-portrait of the isolation and depression of being disabled, imagining the consoling thoughts of her devoted kitty, Apple Brown Betty.

 

 

 

Akamatsu the Cat (10:00) Ian Christopher Goodman

Akamatsu the Cat, Ian Christopher Goodman

Akamatsu the Cat by Ian Christopher Goodman
photo by Ian Christopher Goodm

Documentary about life with a disabled kitty cat,
Akamatsu, who was hit by a car and paralyzed
but went on to live another 4 vibrant years with the use of a wheelchair.

 

 

 

 

Portrait of a Cat Fighter (4:00) Graceann Dorse

Portrait of a Catfighter from Graceann Dorse on Vimeo.
Ms. Dorse’s mockumentary spoof gives a funny peek at what a New Jersey “cat fighting ring” run by mahjong-playing old ladies might look like. (who run their own non-profit cat rescue in Los Angeles) examined the community cats living in the iconic Buenos Aires Recoleta cemetery, and what became of the cats removed by well-meaning American rescuers.

Gus the Cat (5:00) Lisa Donato

Gus the Cat, Lisa Donato

Gus the Cat, Lisa Donato

Ms. Donato’s quirky film about Gus, who seems to think he is a cat and can hide his identity from others, although the people around him can see right through his mask.

Mittens from Kittens (4:00) Kim Best
This documentary showing how one woman’s nusiance cat fur is another woman’s inspriation to spin and knit it into useful items.

Scaredy, the Cat (8:00) Markie Hancock’s heartwarming documentary about a very shy cat who avoids everyone where she was adopted – at the tennis courts in NYC’s Riverside park- except for a few choice people whom she eagerly greets.

Little Works of Art (13:00) Also by Kim Best.
Ms. Best looks at  Harold “Cat Man” Sims’ and his self-styled American Museum of the House Cat in Sylva, NC, which houses over 10,000 cat-related objects and honors cats as “little works of art.”  In addition, it supports Sims’ own no-kill, open space cat shelter and adoption efforts.

NY Cat Film Festival™ was founded by Tracie Hotchner, a nationally acclaimed pet wellness advocate.

Tracie Hotchner, the NY Cat Film Festival Founder & Director

Tracie Hotchner, the NY Cat Film Festival Founder & Director

 

NY CFF is “an exploration through film of the fascinating felines who share our lives, creating a shared audience experience that inspires, educates and entertains.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tickets for the NY CFF are $15 for each program
The NY CFF will give back to the animal welfare groups that keep cats protected and healthy. In New York in particular, the NY CFF will be giving back to a program of the Mayor’s Alliance for NYC’s Animals, the NYC Feral Cat Initiative.
NY Dog Film Festival happening the next day, December 10, at the same SVA Theatre, with showings of two films at 2:45 and 4:45 pm.