I could pee on this

funny cat poem, by Francesco Marciuliano

Love this. It is funny, especially if you live with cats, cause maybe, no, most likely, this has happened! At least once…

Kitty Bear
photo by shari smith dunaif © 2014

I Could Pee on This by Francesco Marciuliano.

Her new sweater doesn’t smell of me
I could pee on that
She’s gone out for the day and
left her laptop on the counter
I could pee on that
Her new boyfriend just pushed
my head away
I could pee on him
She’s ignoring me ignoring her
I could pee everywhere
She’s making up for it
by putting me on her lap
I could pee on this
I could pee on this

That’s the title poem of I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats by Francesco Marciuliano.